The Dead Batteries Were Given Out Free Of Charge

i'm jaywalking the streets of Love City,
alone as i walk with you.
even though you see me,
for the fraud i am,
i will never see you,
for the fraud you could be.
pupils dilate as the cold headlights,
shine upon my soul.
am i naked and bare,
or barely naked?

A Theif Who Stole A Calender Got Twelve Months

im sick :( dunno if im gonna show up @ school tomorrow. i guess ill just hav to wait n see how i feel in the morning. michael jackson is dead. its a sad thing. it makes me sad. im not sure what else to say. mum saw mezza callin me a fucken pooofta on fb n now she thinks im being bullied lol. like wtf mum im not even gay. im tired n i think im gonna rest now. x

Don't Even Reply

wooo 101st post! just thought i might share this site i found with you. its so hilarious it will make your pubes go straight. x

arent we all?

Santa's Helpers Are Subordinate Clauses

lmao my dad just got accepted into who wants to be a millionare! tool. today was good. we had safe driving shit that was pretty boring and then english assesment... which i have definately bombed out on. i spent the first 15 minutes thinking lol i only wrote a page and three quarters. then after school in it we ordered pizza. twas good. then i got home and dad got a letter telling him he has been accepted into who wants to be a millionare n he was like wtf. turns out my mum was messing about on their website and accidentally filled out a form. idiot. x

Weight A Minute

today i discovered that over the past week i have lost 1.2 kg. somehow. i am now 55.7kg and i think its only gonna get worse from here. fml. x

To Write With A Broken Pencil Is Pointless

just found some photos of a skateboard i started ages ago. i just could never figure out how to finish it or find the time. last night hit up alyssas house with jess. alyssas dad told us at dinner bout how his friend had sex with a chicken for $5. the chicken died three days later. we watched american pie coz ive never seen it. 'one time at band camp i put a flute in my pussy' lmao. that chick is so alyssa. then alyssa went to bed n me n jess watched about fifteen minutes of gremlins before we fell asleep. then today we hit up the square and saw star trek. jess likes it. im surprised. live long and prosper. x

Crowded Elevators Smell Different To Midgets

just woke up from a dream in which i went at my wrists with an angle grinder... kinda creepy. but the wierdest thing was my reasoning behind it. in my dream it was because i didnt know how liquid capsules work. like with a normal pill, theres the slippery stuff that dissolves when it gets wet. but if liquid capsules have liquid inside them, how come the coating doesnt dissolve? im gonna ponder that all day now. x

The Drugs Just Make Me Reset

so im back on meds. it seems to me that my life is a cycle, and every time i pop a pill im taken right back to the starting point. i think maybe im gonna become my mother one day, taking enough morphine, valium, oxycontin, endep, whatever shit to send an ox to rehab. like this song. thats my fear. but its not like im taking shitloads of drugs all of a sudden... its nothing major like that. i just gotta get in control of my life. and of course i had to boycott coffee this arvo in order to make it to my appointment. hopefully ppl organised something thats free... otherwise imma have to boycott that too. maybe they just forgot about me. wouldnt blame them everyone else seems to. this probs sounds full whingey... today was just a shit day. but thats ok, coz tomorrow is a new day. x

The Buddha Walked Into Subway And Said "Make Me One With Everything"

sometimes parents surprise me. dad ordered this in from america for me. i think they might be apologizing in advance.... im just not sure what for yet. x

i always loved kirby for saving blanky. x

hint hint. tomorrow is pattys bday but i figure im pretty safe posting this considering 1) nobody reads this and 2) shes not allowed internet. x

i just watched a documentary on sbs called 'the perfect vagina' and it involved an absolute shitload of girls showing thier vagina in the search for the perfect one. as it turns out, there isnt a perfect vagina. but there are wierd artists that take molds of vaginas to make sculptures. x

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

today was ok. went to skool, loled @ alyssa's virginity, went to coffee. totally did not implement the plan as discussed in a previous post... ie. buying shades, but courtney and myself got luke his birthday present. well, it will eventually be his birthday present. oh and sarah + kate + maya + emily wheeler had a fight on my facebook lol.... emily deleted most of her comments but its still worth looking at for a laugh. x

Two Silk Worms Had A Race. They Ended Up In A Tie

found a solution to pattys problem. well, not really a solution, but it might help her parents to lay the fuck off a lil bit. they should get her one of these. it would work a treat. so i asked karol to accompany me to the deb ball and she said shes gonna ask her rentals tonight so i should know by tomorrow. oh and i lost my phone... which really fuckin sucks. i know i had it in software because i was taking pictures of andrews assessment over his shoulder. but then at the end of the day i didnt have it. maybe justin took it. its something he would do. fml. however, coffee tomorrow so thats a plus. kate had a rad idea bout sunnies + space invaders. might try to implement it tomorrow. x

Two In One Day

make that 5 people. mums friend carlie just told her on the phone that i look like robert pattinson. which is creepy. oh and sam jsut sent me a message saying that she cant do deb ball. im still gonna go tonight and see wot that means for me. coz now i wanna do it. x

If You Don't Pay Your Exorcist You Can Get Repossessed

wow. so i was talking to this kinda cute yr12 chick after school and she asked me my name... i told her n she was like 'oh, coz all my friends call you twilight guy' and i was like 'why?' and she goes 'coz you look like the guy from twilight.' sweet. she is the 4th person to tell me that... plus all her friends. then of course mitch came over and said 'yea, he totally stole my hairstyle just like he stole the space invaders from smiggle.' i think he thinks courtenay is serious when she says that. oh well eff him. and patty is severely in the shit now. maybe we should kidnap her. x

this is the first one... didnt turn out like i wanted so imma try again till i get it okey dokey. then maybe i shall turn my attention to a hoodie. x

Patty Is In The Shit... Really (Toilet Reference)

just got back from the square.... met mikey. seems like a pretty cool kid. patty + mikey hit up the movies while me + jess + alyssa wasted time and alyssas money. right up until we almost ran into pattys mum + sister in bigw. we ran away lol. then we talked patty into breaking the news to her mother. we all walked down to djs and patty was like 'mum... i got something to tell you about mikey... we r more than just friends.' pattys mum acted like it didnt matter that much.... but we could all see patty was a deceased person. then patty got a message from her mum on her voicemail saying to meet her at gloria jeans now.... alone. poor patty must have been making some serious monkey mustard by this stage but she left us and walked to gloria jeans. alyssas mum turned up and had the awesome idea of spying on them. so we walked to the top level of the square and watched pattys ass kicking from above... but im pretty sure her mum saw us. oh well i guess imma hear all about it tomorrow. x

The Soldier Who Survived Mustard Gas And Pepper Spray Is Now A Seasoned Veteran

a few more tags + the look at the theme im working on. if your even interested. the theme looks pretty much like vista cept it has been invaded. might start again if i get bored of it. oh and thats johns arm. prick wouldnt stop flexing. mum told me i cant go to coffee tomorrow, when asked for a reason she just said 'because im your mother.' hope she doesnt whisk me away to a psychologist or something like that just off the cuff. and nothing is going down this weekend. me + jess + grant (i think) wanted to have a movie night sunday night but apparently courtney wants to hav something with just japc, so that wont be happening. before that we were gonna go see a movie marathon but that wont be happening either simply because nobody would turn up. and this rave kate found costs too much for me to even think about. x

We're Here Because We Care About You Very Much...

just sat through what can only be described as an intervention. mum + dad telling me how ive derailed over the past few months and somethings gone wrong in my head. they r gonna take away the internet + my laptop and talk to the school. apparently im throwing my life away because im not trying at school and all i do is sit in my room and play guitar. dunno what to make of this news. i guess the most frightening part is that they want me back on meds... thats not gonna fly. x

Atheism Is A Non-Prophet Organization

so its offical. i am either extremely uber cool or extremely uber nerdy. jurys still out on that one. ill try and get this theme together in a nice lil program so everyone can be just as cool as my laptop. sadly, my laptop is cooler than me. dont really know what else to say now. penis. x

If You Jump Off A Paris Bridge, You Are In Seine

just coz i havnt in a while. might be worth saying i also developed some space invader cursers... still deciding if i should install them on the school computers. but for some unknown reason print screen gets rid of the curser so i cant really show you. trying to do a windows xp skin now. most of the shit has died down so im happy. im just so over all the bitching now. kate had a cool hat today... i want one lol. probs wouldnt wear it much though. thats all for now folks.... unless i get this xp theme working, in which case i will show off outrageously and start distributing transformation packs. x