I'm Your Puppet

so im writing this in notepad and im gonna upload it when i can. internet is dead again. anyways.... alyssas party. twas a good party. better than courtneys. kate brought condoms so we were throwing them around a fair bit. i climbed on the roof and put a purple one on her brothers second storey window. and when emily left i managed to hang one off the back of her pants as she was walkin out the door. i was proud. but then kate was leaving so i put one in the hood of her hoodie... dunno if she found it or not. i walked out to meet kates mum and someone said 'josh u should moon kates mum' so i did. but then i realised that kates mum was in a different car a little bit further down the street. turns out i mooned mr garrett on his way to pick rhianon up. fml. tried to blow smoke rings... i think i only managed one lol. took a while for everyone to leave, then me n courtney n alyssa opened her presents. there was some cool stuff. there was this really uber pink girly present n courtney was like 'how funny would it be if that was from justin'... it was. i loled at that. but then alyssa read the card n i loled harder. it said something like 'i hope you enjoy everybodies costumes....' something seriously faglike. went to bed after that. me n alyssa n courtney were talkin n then courtney would say something totally random like 'yes, shes always lived there' me n alyssa were like wtf. turns out courtney was falling asleep n talkin in her sleep. wierdo... n she breathes really loud when shes alseep. ummmm thats about all i think. ive got to write an essay and learn a monoluogue now... bye. x