I'm Your Christ To Die On You

so im starting to think that god or whoever the fuck is in charge of my internet hates me. its been down since good friday... only got it back about three minutes ago. so this post is probs gonna be looong. ummmm so im not really sure where i left off.... ill start at the beginning of the hollidays. has been boring to the extreme... went to kirkham skatepark with justin... didnt do much really. i was to chicken to try any dropins, coz i like how my face is currently arranged. walked/skated back to my place after... stopped at a playground where justin axed himself by backflippin off a swing. i laughed and filmed it :D. as we got closer to my place justin stops and pulls an old porno mag out of the bushes at the side of the road. i had a look before he opened it and saw the words "FUCKING GRANNY" on the page... wtf? so im like, 'dude, it says fuckin granny' and he ignored me and opened it and he came face to face with a naked fat seventy year old playing with her tits. pissed myself laughing. justin looks at granny porn. sicko. ummm.... he left his board at my place n i gotta remember to give it to him tomorrow... i tagged it :D. i wonder how drunk patty got at kates... fuckwit. wtf kind of person wants to get totally smashed? with parents like hers? idk... i just dont get the reasoning. had family over yesterday... had to listen to my uncle telling me 'what do u mean u havnt had any pussy yet?! find someone and stick your dick in!!!'.... my family rule. oh and i have unfortunately given in and had a tug. well, i woke up doing it so im not sure if that counts or not? but my holidays are seriously boring... and i still need to think of what to go to alyssas as... sid? and holy shit just remembered... ive had three people tell me that i look like edward cullen in the last week.... bella, my mum, and some fat little asian lady that came up to me at the townie. she was like 'ummm... are u that guy from that vampire movie?' and i was like no... then she asked if i do acting or modelling and i was like 'ummm... my mums calling me...' and walked off. scary shit. i think this post is long enough now... until next time. x