Somehow It All Adds Up

hi there. today was.... average. just like every other day essentially, the sun went up and my energy went down, but different in the details. for instance, walking through taber park barefoot, which hurt more than an exploding lobster to the groin, or scabbing a coke off herr dimmell, which made jessica and myself feel uber slack. shout out to stinky and alyssa. laughing at the cystitis ad.... but now i cant look at it ever again. i just found a box that says 'ural' on the side and says its for treating cystitis in the bathroom i share with my sister. and i know its not mine. fml.

ps. sometimes i believe i am flying. but then i notice the ground above me and i realise that im just lying down.