Herbert

yo! just remembered that i need to inform cyberspace of herberts existence. he is a little black beetle i found on the floor of my christian studies classroom. i think hes christian. he was reading the bible... the bit where jebus turns water into wine. when i got home i painted him white, and drew a H on his back and a smiley face on the back of his head. i even took him to the show on friday night, where the question was raised... 'how is he gonna survive? what does he eat?' well, i still dont know but allow me to inform you of how smart i am. i figured that these beetles live in ppls lawns (i googled it) so i just dug up a chunk of my lawn and put it in an old lunch box. and now herbert is running around in there eating stuff and looking mighty healthy. for those that want to partake in the viewing of the elusive herbert, i will be taking him with me to school. also, jess has a photograph of him. jess, if your eyes are passing over this, please upload the photo of herbert so all the little ppl that live in the internet can see him.