What Next?

hello again. i havnt written anything for a few days on account of our internet cutting out every other night... anyway, in about an hour i will be at karols party, which was switched at the last minute from sizzler to noodle house (and i still dont know where the eff noodle house is). sweet child of mine just came on the radio... missing you more than a doll steak and a pearl jam song. trippy. so after karols party jess and i will be going home with alyssa and possibly grant to spend a whole night watching skins. i have no idea what to expect but jess has told me that there is drugs and sex and swearing... i should feel right at home. oh and before that grant and i are going to move our bike up the tree higher. signing out.

I'm Regressing

hi. today was... today. idk. nothing much happened, grant wasnt at school because he had to go to his uncles funeral. grant was his nephew. in physics we made the skeleton do some pretty raunchy poses... thats about it really. oh and at lunch everyone was like where the eff is patty. so me and courtney and jess and alyssa went looking for her and found her on the oval... with justin. wtf. so i was told to find out justins story while courtney would find out pattys story. justin just said he wont tell me because we are just gonna talk about patty behind her back. wtf. im so lost and confused. fml. oh and in drama there was a question that i simply dont know the answer to. actually, its kind of weird i have these deep moments in drama. the questions was... who am i?

Exhibit A; Sardines In A Microwave

found this on youtube... obviously i didnt take it but it shows how close we were to the band. i was right up the front of the mosh. peace out.

Detox Just To Retox

so last night justin and myself went to fall out boy. effing awesome. we were in the front of the moshpit about two metres away from the band. justin reckons him and pete wentz were pulling faces at each other. idk maybe thats true. we got to acer arena about 2 oclock and went to the skatepark they have there for a bit then we got maccas... im trying to turn into a fat bitch. after maccas we lined up... it was about 4 oclock. we started moving pretty soon after we joined the line but we still didnt get into the actual moshpit until about 7 oclock. twas very packed and some old lesbians tried to pick a fight with me... 'get the fuck out of my face, fuckwit!' etc etc etc. it was pretty awesome i even managed to steal somebodys shoe. anyway... the first set was hey monday and they effing rocked. the mosh went nuts coz pete wentz came out and sung with them for one song. after them came all american rejects... they can seriously play. then there was about half an hour of being packed in like sardines in a microwave before fall out boy actually came on. by this point i had fought my way to the second row of the mosh. fall out boy were quite simply awesome. at one point i actually lifted my legs off the ground and was still moshing we were so packed in. but towards the end of the concert i backed off a few rows. i dunno why i should have just stayed where i was. but it was still insane. and now i can barely hear anything and my legs are tre sore. but it was definitely worth it.

My Day

so just got home from a rather confusing afternoon. we had the swimming carnival which was tre unfun... we werent even allowed to make a human pyramid. during the day courtney had been getting messages about her uncle going to hospital and being very very unwell. and when it was home time i discovered i was going home with her... but we had to go to campbelltown hospital instead and wait for my mum to pick us up. so we waited. and waited. and kept on waiting. over half an hour later my mum turns up saying about how the car was going crazy etc etc. so that in itself was the most interesting part of my day. so we are driving home and mum tells us about how she jumped in our pool to get a dead frog out of it. she didnt know what to do with it so she put it in our freezer... wtf?! its a frog! so yes... then we dropped courtney and her sister off at their place and then mum informs me that i have a guitar lesson today... even after dad said i wasnt having any. im so lost. but i hope courtneys uncle gets better.

Feeling Bored And Useless

if i should die before i wake
pray no one my soul to take
if i should wake before i die
rescue me with your smile

I Miss Reality

well im so effing confused im not even sure which way is forward. things started out awkwardly enough re courtney + alyssa. then stuff happened and at lunch they went off to fix things up and things only got worse. and then me and jess and patty are talking about how effed up our group has become and jess said she wished it was just us like it used to be and patty said yeah and i said yeah. then patty turns around and says full serious without josh. which confuses me incredibly because just yesterday i was asking jess if they even want me to be around them and she said yeah. but then on the other hand patty turns around and says no.... wtf? do i stay or do i go? basically patty jess alyssa and courtney are the single most important thing to me and i wish they would just be them again... and then decide whether they want me around or not.... i have no idea. oh and i caught my reflection in drama today and freaked out in my head. i have decided i look like a corpse im so skinny and gaunt. i hate myself sometimes. now is one of those times.

No Escape From Reality...

well its been a while... 3 days?! and things r going ok... i guess. im beginning to theorize that my frinds and my family take turns to have fights. idk. shits going on and im so confused and insecure etc etc etc. but enough of that. school sucked majorly today on account of it being a tuesday but not a tuesday... trippy. one good thing was my awesome prowess at stinky bean fling... i have taken out the top six places out of the whole world and for today only.... however, i just checked and the site has since been updated, thus eradicating my glorious winnings. anyway, my stinky bean fling name is cock nipple josh, but they blank out the word cock, so if u see that in the top scores tis surely my return to glory. well i got parent teacher interveiws at around seven so that will be insane amounts of fun. not really i will become so bored that i will be sitting there trying to levitate with my mind. yesterday i had a sudden realisation that i need three new skateboards... just to keep my room even. oh and i almost forgot to say... its not you, its me.

Who Wants To Be A Millonare

so i just got home from seeing slumdog millonare. i know i have spelt millionare wrong but its how the guy in the movie pronounced it. tis pretty awesome. me and courtney and jess and alyssa all went shopping for three hours before seeing the movie at 4. grant didnt come for whatever reason and patty just.... has strange parents. we did see patty at the square with her mum and her sister. apparently its all good for her to be at the square with her family, just not with us. so yeah, shopping was an educating experience. then we went to the food court and had ice creams from donut king and me and jess had kfc, coz they have awesome chips. then we went and saw the movie which was possibly the best movie i have seen this year... not that ive seen many movies this year. so after the movie got out courtney went home and me and jess and alyssa had a car race. guess who won...

Life Is Looking Up

so my family may suck but my friends are awesome. jess and courtney are still going shopping without me but jess has said that she will purchase items for me and on my behalf. so im pleased. karol has promised to cook us two massive tubs of fried rice for tomorrow which should be awesome if she pulls it off. and ive started doodling in maths... just like old times. jess has started her own art gallery in her folder and she wants me to do some stuff for it so i guess i will. things still suck at home but seeing as today was way way better than yesterday i guess i will stick around. oh and jaqueline and lindsay told me in english they both reckon im one of the cutest guys in the year.... sweet.

The Fighting Starts....

so i got home after an inspired and obvious idea from courtney about my shopping vs. dentist dilema. she said i should just get dropped off after the dentist. duh. so i get home and ask mum if she can drop me off on the way home from the dentist and she says hang on, your gonna miss your guitar lesson. wtf, she booked me in for another first ever lesson on the one day i told her not to. so then we fought about that for about an hour and then i went into my room to punch my bed, coz thats what i usually do instead of punching her. so i punch it and my hand goes straight through... i broke the effing bed (but not in the way i want to) so now im not allowed to go shopping anyway... and also coz i called bella a lil bitch last night. so mum and i yelled for another hour till dad got home, then he joined in. basically the summary was that i have grown into an insensitive prick and mum wants to disown me. so my very not so great day yesterday has grown into a positively shithouse two days. hope tomorrow is better or i swear im leaving.

My Life Sucks

well my day just went from not so great to even more not so great. jess (the first four letters of jessney) asked me if i wanted to go shopping with her and courtney (the last three letters of jessney) this thursday to purchase garments for the swimming carnival.... which i thought sounded more awesome than an octopus with lipstick. but then after i got off the bus and into the car i asked mum if i was doing anythin on thursday arvo. i figure i never do anything with my boring ass life so id be cool... but naturally i have to go to the effing dentist for the first time in six months, straight after school. so my afternoon was off to a bad start and i had already cracked the shits. so then i trundle off to my first ever guitar lesson and i am told that my teacher is doing uni and cant make it ever.... unless its on thursdays. thats right, i got stood up by a guitar teacher. and mum of course blames me. im beginning to think that i am allergic to my mum. im fine normally, but when shes around i feel depressed and sick and cant think or talk. so yea, i realise that this statement is usually alyssas gig, but my life sucks atm.... until school tomorrow, when i get to feel better again.

The World Is Burning

so today sucks... so many ppl have died from these fires in victoria. the news say 108 atm but my dad who is a cop says that the cops suspect over 300 are already dead. all because some spineless asshole wants to watch the world burn. it honestly sickens and saddens me to think that such ppl exist in the world. i hope they catch the prick that started these fires. then they can slap in the face with a salmon and rape him in a gorilla suit and dress him in a sparkly jumpsuit and throw glitter in his eyes then set him on fire and watch him run around.... then shoot him in both eyeballs. but on a happier note... mum booked me in for my first ever guitar lesson tomorrow afternoon... yea ive actually been playing guitar for four years but ive never had a lesson. so what you gonna do bout it?

New Internet!!!!!

so after several months of frustration our house finally got new internet connected at 9 oclock last night. wtf time is that for ppl to connect internet? so it took me 2 hours to connect everything and network everything. so yea... yesterday was the drama excursion and i gotta admit there was some pretty funny shit that happened. such as train doors closing on ppl, mitchell (courtney says im not allowed to call him dory... even though that is his name) laughing at ridiculous and awkward moments during plays, and reading about some guy who accidentaly cut off his dick and flushed it down the toilet... still not sure how he managed to do it all accidentaly.

Am I Nocturnal?

ok so wtf do you do when you cant sleep for hours? take a photo obviously. so last night i went to bed and couldnt get to sleep for whatever reason... idk. sorry there is not much of a story here. but have u ever realised you start to think really deep and heavy thoughts when you are in bed and cant sleep and the world just passes you by? well i do anyway. in approx. 18 minutes i will need to get the bus to skool.... but i have a drama excursion today so i will stay at the station instead. drama... as in distraction, regression, adjustment, maturity, action (tm). for those that have seen the love guru... its pretty funny. mariska hargitay.

Holy Shizit This Could Be Lindsay!

ok so i got home today after a disturbingly freakish hot day at skool and started doodling on a random peice of paper.... i wasnt even really paying attention i was watching the mighty boosh. anyways, after a bit i realised holy shit this looks unnaturally like lindsay.... and i didnt even mean for it to. so i think im possibly under mind control by america. life is strange.

Jessney?!

ok well this is a post about jess and courtney (aka jessney) because they came up with a name for my blog..... the rad tales of jessney. well im not too sure bout the name but i am more than happy to do a post about jessney. jess + courtney are two of my four best homies and they pretty much rule. they are so cool that it doesnt rain on them coz they repel the water with how insanely cool they are. they are basically so awesome i used to think they came from another planet and could tell what i was thinking.... but thats crazy, right? obviously they are just from the future... these guys are the gears that make the world go round. if they werent here the world would stop and everybody would fall off. so these guys r two of the raddest ppl that you will ever meet... i guarantee it.

Be Gentle, This Is My First Time...

well... hello world im josh and ive never blogged before now. so i dont really know what to say. i like cupcakes and stuff and im into other things like music and general crap. so yea. i kinda need a halfway decent name for this blog, something that is so cool people will think its from the effing future... but i cant think of anything. so yea, that is about it... for now.